Business Lingo

Well as some of you know I have started www.APieceOfTheReef.com
It has taken awhile to get this site up and running and its STILL under construction. I just got the hang of 'code talk' so I think I am getting there.
Im on hold waiting for my post commander to review my paper work to get my business license and then its another 30 day wait for that paperwork to come in. It will all be worth it in the long run.
One of my rules has always been to communicate with my buyers and treat them like family and not a 'sale' its getting noticed I notice myself receiving emails from past buyers with questions which I love!
I also noticed that I seem to be picking up on some business lingo talk if that is what you call it. With answering so many emails to customers, possible customers, and venders for products its like the same answer over and over, "Hello how may I help you" "If you have any other questions just let me know" "I will be glad to help" bla bla bla bla so I was at Nates school picking him up. I handed the teachers his paper work that consisted of important medical documents. As I handed them to the teacher I said "and if there is anything else you need just let me know."
As I was walking Nate down the hall he stopped for a drink of water and I thought....."I did not just do that back there!" HAHAHA I chuckled right there in the hall and Nate asks, "mama what is so funny?" "oh Nate your moma has gone bonkers" "you have bananas" "No Nate mama has gone crazy" "NO MOM THATS RUDE YOUR NOT CRAZY" "oh ok thank you Nate I really appreciate it, AHH I am doing it again!" "Doing what mom?" so the conversation continued into the car and we both had a giggle about it.
Then when Nate and I pulled up into the drive way there was Jamie standing there waiting for us and a dog next to him. Nate ofcourse is freaking out, "CAN WE KEEP HIM CAN WE KEEP HIM" and I say "absolutely not!" the dog was a stray and he is supposed to pick them up even if hes off duty. Nate said that Sylas needed a friend but I told him no becuase he might confuse him (Nate) as as chew toy. Nate didnt understand but I thought it was funny.
So then later that day Nate asks Jamie..."daddy I want a kitty" "No way no cats" "But dad we need another Mr. jingle"
So to ease this short lived I want another pet pain that Nate was going through he fed his fish and pet Sylas for a few minutes and then I offered him food and everything else was out the door.
Poor Nate...hes got so much of his mommy in him he just cant pass up the animals.